Tuesday, October 13, 2009

You Can't Make This Stuff Up...

My day.  Covering a trial of a young female teacher who's charged with having sex with a student.  The sex was consensual. 

Two best quotes from today:

Prosecutor: Did you all talk or was anything said while you had sex? 
17 year old: She called me daddy.


Prosecutor: Did you notice anything else about her body other than her tattoos?
17 year old: She has lopsided boobs.

The Best part?  Sometimes I get paid to sit in on the stuff only soap operas and romance novels are made of.

1 comment:

CaSandra said...

Whoa! What a day; makes your life seem pretty good at the moment, huh?